How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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