ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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