fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Shame is for Republicans.
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