Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i came on her dog
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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