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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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