im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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