She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM