if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off