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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

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(269): I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu (269): Bendover http://tfl.nu/p3pm

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i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf

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(703): i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf http://tfl.nu/ymjf

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im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

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(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever http://tfl.nu/peni

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That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.

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(315): That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge. http://tfl.nu/kztm

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I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.

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(609): I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak. http://tfl.nu/euel

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Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?

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Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.

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(951): Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn? (949): Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER. http://tfl.nu/x4x0

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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.

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(404): my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles. http://tfl.nu/wcsn

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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(925): Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends http://tfl.nu/x0vc

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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.

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(415): My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements. http://tfl.nu/vs0n

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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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(781): What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body? http://tfl.nu/d4hy

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(386): I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone. http://tfl.nu/mucl

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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina

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(440): It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina http://tfl.nu/iyhy

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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

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Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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(315): Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time? (540): Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude http://tfl.nu/szgw

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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.

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(541): I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend. http://tfl.nu/dn5d

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(917): View more from New York City

It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask

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(917): It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask http://tfl.nu/rcu9

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