Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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