I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
