After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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