Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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