Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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