More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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