Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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