just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
