Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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