I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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