i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My penis needs a shock collar
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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