ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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