did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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