I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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