I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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