His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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