Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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