I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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