This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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