Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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