It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Duck Duck Cougar?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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