what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My life is pants optional.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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