My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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