you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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