All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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