its not stalking. its research.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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