Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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