New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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