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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
