I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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