great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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