ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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