That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize