Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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