how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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