Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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