Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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