Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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