drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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