Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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