soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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