its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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