U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
