if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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