You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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