Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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