I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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