and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
did you just send me my own nude
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
