Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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