This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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