Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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