Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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